Mock award sting

<direction> An 8-second mock award-ceremony sting, 1280x720 landscape. Play everything completely straight — the humour lives in the gap between the ceremony's seriousness and the achievement's size. Gold and warm black; serif for the show title THE OFFICE AWARDS and the award title EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH; the winner DAVE FROM ACCOUNTS in heavy sans; the achievement For replying 'per my last email' in under four minutes. in quiet italic. Banned: winking, laugh cues, cartoon sound-effect captions, confetti in any colour but gold, white and the accent. </direction> <structure> 0-1s: closed gold curtains (vertical folds), darkness. 1-2.2s: the curtains part to slivers; a spotlight cone fades up; the show title letters in. 1.3-2.9s: a 'DRUMROLL…' label and a bar that fills too fast, jittering. 2.9s: a gold-bordered envelope scales in; 3.4s its flap opens; 3.7s the winner card is drawn out and holds — award title, winner, rule line, achievement. Confetti (gold/white/accent) falls through the hold and is gone before the end frame. </structure> <build> One HyperFrames composition; curtains, envelope and card are top-level clips, the flap a child of the envelope with a top transform-origin and a perspective on its parent. Confetti is generated in script from a FIXED position list — identical fall every render, so the result can be verified. GSAP timeline, paused, seek-driven. Render at 30fps. </build> <gotchas> Card arithmetic: title + wrapped winner (plan for two lines) + rule + three achievement lines + padding must fit the card with room to spare — our first card was 20px short and the achievement line paid for it. And never let the confetti be random: an unverifiable render is an untestable template. </gotchas>