Funny kinetic rant

<direction> An 11-second kinetic-type comedy video, 1080x1920 vertical, built from these rant lines: I don't need / another / MEETING. / That meeting could've been / an / EMAIL. / And the email? / could've been / NOTHING.. Type is the whole cast. Two registers only: connector lines small, grey, polite; punch words (the CAPS lines) giant, white or accent, slamming in from scale. Strict hierarchy — a connector may never be larger than the punch word it introduces. Banned: bounce easing, letter-by-letter typewriter effects, background graphics, any word on screen that is not in the rant. </direction> <structure> Each escalation builds in place: connectors fade up one at a time, the punch word slams in with a 2-frame screen nudge. Two escalations stack. Then the record scratch (about 60% through): all lines jitter together for a third of a second, a white scratch line sweeps, and the stack wipes in one frame. The final escalation gets the empty stage to itself. Sign-off last, small and italic: — sent from my phone, from inside the meeting — held a full two seconds. </structure> <build> One HyperFrames composition; every line a top-level clip. GSAP timeline, paused, seek-driven. Measure every punch word against the canvas before rendering — a 300px 'NOTHING.' is 1,541px wide and 461px of it lands off-canvas. Render at 30fps. </build> <gotchas> Giant type is measured, not eyeballed: at 900-weight Arial, a punch word runs about 0.64em per character including its full stop. Divide the canvas width by that before choosing a size. And budget the ending first — the last two lines need real read time (the check enforces ~2s on a closing line), so the composition grows to fit the joke, never the reverse. </gotchas>